ACTUALLY, HE LOOKS RATHER SWIFT IN IT: Found in the referring URLs segment of the No Rock & Roll Fun stats: "R Kelly Pedestrian sex video." Ahuh. Dunno about anyone else, but over the weekend we got swamped with spam offering stills of what it claims is the famous video, which were amongst the funniest thing we've seen in a while. We hold no joy or love for R, but based on the stills, even David Blunkett would acquit him of taking part in this film. And, um, if the stills were genuine, wouldn't this mean the person spamming us was sending child porn across the web?