No Rock And Roll Fun

BUT AT LEAST THEY GAVE US AZTEC CAMERA: As if that new Simple Minds single wasn't scary enough (and what on earth is with that? Is this merely Jim Kerr clearing his throat to let Patsy know that he's still around?), The Scotsman is reporting that Deacon Blue have split - again, to allow them to work on solo projects. Ricky Ross is sure that everything he's learned in the last five years will stop this being an embarrassing failure, like his first solo career. That, of course, plopped like a poodle on pesto, causing the band to get back together for warmth and food. I wonder what Ross has learned in the last five years? How not to be shite would be a start.