No Rock And Roll Fun

ENTERTAINMENT HMP: Clearly, the forthcoming culling of postal workers has made the demand for mail sacks dry up, as it appears guest of the Queen Jonathon King has found the time to post about the state of Eurovision. "This is the first time in nine years I've not been involved" wails King, implying that it means its going to be shite. So, no change there, then.
Hey, we don't come down to F-wing and take the licence plates out your hands, do we? - is a man who still won't admit guilt over Love City Groove ripe for release?