FORE! It's of course no surprise that the British Record Industry throws charity golfing bashes - if you expected the people behind the desks at Universal and Sony to be closer to BRMC than Tarby and Kenny Lynch, then you obviously have seriously underestimated the number of lawyers and accountants involved in making records. But you have to choke on the good cause the latest BPI-approved golf event has chosen to support. Sick kiddies? Young bands that can't afford instruments? The old but valuable Music Therapy? Nope, the next time record company bods stride out onto the greens, it'll be to raise money for anti-piracy campaigns. Jesus, do these people never stop thinking someone's stealing the sounds from a Slipknot album?