No Rock And Roll Fun

R KELLY UPDATE: Nice to be greeted back at our desk with a statement from R "never been convicted of nothing" Kelly, who rejected angrily allegations that he has sex with little girls - "I know I'm not a criminal; my music speaks for itself." Which is hardly much of a defence, actually, since his music is probably causing more suffering in the world than any amount of underage sex. Of course, if Kelly is so certain of his innocence, his advisers might recommend that instead of settling out of court, next time he should come to court and show the world that he's the upstanding figure we all believe him to be.
Whatever happened to Peter Andre?