No Rock And Roll Fun

THEY DON'T LEARN, DO THEY?: No sooner did the humiliation of Craig David at the hands of his, um, shoes occur than everyone else lines up to donate their stinking footwear to be auctioned in the name of Charity. Shoes from the likes of Ash, Robbie Williams, Cliff Richard and - oh, you get the idea - will be sold for Aids charidee Terence Higgins in Covent Garden.
Ananova reports - c'mon, though - we want a knicker auction, already...