Thursday, June 20, 2002

POPBITCH TWANG: Every week (perhaps) we find the point where the Popbitch mailout stretches the elastic of credibility a little too far. This week, it's with this:
Moby has a lookalike in New York who is reputed to get lots of sex by claiming to be Moby. He's spookily identical - except for a strong Texan accent.
Oh, yeah? Come with us, if you will, to New York...
Bloke: Will you fuck me?
Bird: No way - you're bald and ugly
Bloke: Actually, I'm that Moby
Bird: (running away) Jesus - bald, ugly, boring and hypocritical? You really do have it all...

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