No Rock And Roll Fun

SPAM BANDS: Starbucks gets its skin flayed for daring to show two cups near each other - you know, a bit like the Twin Towers (where "a bit" means "nothing"). IIron Angel attempt to build a career for their - ahem - New Age metal through invoking September 11th, and nobody says a word. Probably because - aside from their spam - nobody has ever heard of them, and nobody ever will.