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BONO - THE BALD FACTS: A couple of weeks ago, Bono denied he wanted to be a politician. Now, just like Gerhard Schroeder, he's been dragged into a row over his hair. Admittedly, it's only with Chris Martin from Coldplay, which is hardly a great mind on great mind debate, and it's over the not unreasonable proposition that Bono has more hair than he has a right to, but still... the battle of Bono's bonce has got to be more interesting than a supposed spat between Starsailor and Oasis.