No Rock And Roll Fun

MAYBE HE THOUGHT IT WAS A MAYA ANGELOU: Sure, it really is the silly season now, but apparently Michael Jackson didn't realise Men In Black was a comedy. Just how alien-ated (do you see what we did there?) is the man? Meanwhile, it's ghosts for Oasis, who reckon that John Entwistle's spirit has been on stage with them after his death. Guys? If JE was able to shimmer about in spirit form, why do you think he'd hang out on stage with a pair of fresh shavers like you? He'd be dancing about in Britney Spear's changing room...