Wednesday, July 31, 2002

SMELLS LIKE CELINE SPIRIT: As if it wasn't enough that horse-faced Canadian warbler assaults the ears, she's declaring war on the nose as well, as she is apparently "developing" a perfume - by which we suppose she'll be sniffing some phials until she finds one that can be marketed to her gawping audience. But she can't call it Celine as someone has already nabbed that name, so she'll also have to come up with some sort of name on the model of 'Pong by Celine Dion.' Good news if your gran isn't fussy about either music or personal hygiene.
Is she not fragrant? [Ananova] - Dion takes on Brut

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