No Rock And Roll Fun

WHO'D BE A MAJOR LABEL?: So, we've already had Universal being caught in the collapsing masonry at Vivendi-Universal; the ongoing pisspoor performance at EMI leading to thousands of staff, hundreds of acts and millions and millions of pounds being thrown away; AOL Time Warner apparently turning out to have been merged on the basis of questionable accounting; now Bertlesmann loses its chief executive over directional differences. According to our calculations, Sony should expect some sort of major corporate balls-up sometime on Thursday afternoon...