No Rock And Roll Fun

AND NEXT, WE KILL A CHICKEN: As the mystery of Graham deepens - rumours of The Express Newspapers group offering a million quid in return for sightings - people turn to the blur website to see if they can garner any clues - like an alt tag saying 'Graham has fucked off'. The webcam is meant to demonstrate that Graham is still there - but, frankly, if we're meant to take that sort of evidence, we want to see him holding a copy of today's paper at the very least; more curiously, Alex's diary mentions Damon and Dave, but not a word on Mr. Coxon.
Mind you, judging by Alex's witterings about uber-pretensions of Marrakesh recordings, if Graham has gone, we don't blame the poor sod.