No Rock And Roll Fun

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED: Bush should really think twice about burying all that nuclear waste in Nevada. Because no matter how deep you bury stuff, you'll always find someone with a spade wanting to dig it up. Take, for example, Sonia. In career terms, the chirpy scouse songbird (copyright: every tabloid, ever) is in a shaft three miles under the most bleak, unpopulated corner of the state of Nevada. But that hasn't stopped someone launching a campaign to engineer her comeback.
It's worth looking at the page, though - the photo could be where Andy McCluskey got the idea for Atomic Kitten from...