No Rock And Roll Fun

COLDPLAY ALMOST ROBBED: Coldplay's attempts to single-handedly make the world a beiger place were nearly thwarted when the computer that compiles the Australian Album Chart refused to recognise them as outselling everybody else. Although it would be nice to believe this was a machine demonstrating better taste than the record-buying public, the fact this left Enrique at number one for the seventy-ninth consecutive week or whatever makes us believe them when they say it was an error with the "Big W file", whatever that is
This sort of thing makes chart-heads happy [Undercover] - Machine Gun Fellatio restored to their rightful place...