No Rock And Roll Fun

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE: Since when was teenage girl has bit too much to drink a news story? And since the Sun caught on that it was nearly "two years to the day" since Fifi's mother Paula died, wouldn't it have been kinder to consign this non-story to the spike?
Talking of the Sun, they're also claiming that the Appleton debut album is being put back because of the furore over the Abortion Book. Hmmm, of course Polydor wouldn't want to be seen to be "cashin-in" from the publicity, would it? But isn't it a bit more likely that the first single sold so few it's been decided not to let the album get swamped in the Christmas rush?