No Rock And Roll Fun

THE LICK CHART: I'm not about this - see, if I was Justin Timberlake, and I'd licked one of the most famous, if unseen, places on the planet, I don't think I'd need to be bribed into announcing it. And if I was Britney, I think I'd be less than pleased that our intimacy was blown away for thirty spins of a single on an obscure New York radio station. In fact, I'd be getting My People to leak the phrase "at least he was able to stick his tongue out a couple of inches" to the press right now. But if I was the radio station, I'd be pretty pissed off I'm lumbered with playing the track nearly three dozen times, and never even got to find out what flavour...