No Rock And Roll Fun

SMART AS THAT, EH?: We're prepared to bet that Holly Vallance was, at the very least, repaying a PR favour when she told The Sun how she sends pictures of her tits to her boyfriend to cheer him up (Nokia waits for sales uplift as FHM readers dream of crossed lines), but we're worried she might be even more stupid than she seems. If I was hundreds of miles from my beloved, I don't think I'd want to be sending them into a sexual frenzy by flashin them through SMS.
Also on this page is is a frankly stupid story that claims Manchesters United and City "might come to blows" because they've got neighbouring boxes at the forthcoming Oasis gig. Apart from being a total twat of a non-story (two teams of professional sportsmen are quite able to being in the same place at the same time without beating each other to a bloody pulp, otherwise football matches might be slightly more gory affairs), but it shows what performing monkeys Oasis are now - luxury boxes for the so-called fans? I don't think we give a fuck for Burnage anymore...