No Rock And Roll Fun

I COLLECT, I REJECT: Tiscali are currently hosting an auction of bronzes of famous (well, -ish) people's favourite bits in aid of a breast cancer type charity. Amongst the stuff on offer is a pair of Denise Van Outen's knees (expected to go for a lot, as it's unusual to find them together), Radio One breakfast scare Sara Cox's fingers doing a v-sign, the arse of Atomic Kitten and, erm, Meg Matthews tits. Keep repeating that its all in a good cause... a good cause... a good cause...