No Rock And Roll Fun

THE ORIGINAL WILL YOUNG RETURNS: Before Simon Cowell inflicted the Popstars people on us, he'd turned MFI-level actors Robson and Jerome into pop stars (often using the same bloody cover versions). Now, one half of the earlier beast he created is returning. Robson Green tells Teletext that this isn't a comeback, because "singing is something I do every now and then. I toured with the likes of Paul Weller," he says, as if it's something to brag about. The album is, of course, a load of poorly crooned cover versions including - oh, sweet chocolate ants - Me And Mrs Jones.
If you want us, we'll be filling our ears with praline over there.