Monday, March 17, 2003

GERI HALLIWELL RUNS AFTER THE BUS SHOUTING 'LET ME ON': Not only did dannii Minogue make a ham-fisted attempt to clamber onto the Tatu slipstream - vague lesbionic gestures to keep the men frothy during her appearance on the Pops last week - but now, unsurprisingly, here's Geri Halliwell doing pretty much the same thing. We shouldn't be surprised - she did after all last week try to claim that she was an all American girl, erm, only from Britain. The best part of her Miss Selfridge Sapphism was her description of the girl she had her drunken fumble with: "I don't think the girl was a real lesbian." Honey, we don't think she was a real girl, do we? "I don't think she was a real lesbian - she had a penis and was called Derek."

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