No Rock And Roll Fun

NOW, THAT'S A SHOCKER: Avon and Somerset police have dropped the porn investigation against [prominent anti-war protester] 3D from Massive Attack. Now, it is possible that they've had his computer searched in the lab, but since we've heard that the forensic porn-seeking labs are under massive strain due to Operation Ore, we'd be very surprised if they'd had a chance to do so. We suggested there was a funny smell when he was arrested; now, we're having to burn incense and hold damp handkerchiefs over our mouths.