Friday, March 07, 2003

POSSIBLY THE MOST SHOCKING NEWS STORY OF THE DAY: No, not that Kerry Katona from Atomic Kitten used to be a lap dancer - although, to be honest, the thought of men paying hard earned cash to see that jiggling is a little tricky to cope with - but that she hasn't been forced back to it yet. Although, if you take lap dancing to mean "wearing scandalously little while mugging through a series of pre-written, though not entirely planned moves besides a man with whom you have no chemistry or connection, in a display of hamfisted pant-showing mistaken for being in some way 'sexy' or 'erotic'", her spell with Micahel Greco co-hosting Britain's Sexiest may count.

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