No Rock And Roll Fun

ROCK RATING: MINUS TWO, AND FALLING: We thought the very idea of Kelly Osbourne flogging Doritos was bad enough, but... really - have you seen the spots? Poorly scripted, ill-concieved and woodenly acted. She just looks bored by the whole concept. It's one thing to be a dancing bear, but to be a bear dancing to the tune of pub rock act is shame indeed.