No Rock And Roll Fun

UH-OH... BAD NEWS, AVRIL: Avril Lavigne might be kicking herself for having dismissed the efforts of The Matrix as being little more than a gentle buffing of "her" songs - which, if true, makes their four percent on every sale of an Avril record seem incredibly generous, like the windowcleaner taking a cut from every sale in a supermarket. Now, The Matrix are working with Britney, which seems to us to be like a riposte - "You say we didn't do nothing for you? We'll work with your sworn enemy." It's gonna be RoboPop.