No Rock And Roll Fun

A BRIEF PAUSE: This time last year, No Rock took a brief break to go off and get married. One year on, we're taking another short break for our anniversary - we'll be back on Wednesday evening. In the meantime, if you're looking for kicks:
Gay Good Charlotte fanfic - "Benjy had questioned his sexuality for the last time..."
The Pink Masturbation Station - a really disturbing email list which seems to consist entirely of a bloke saying "I'm jerking off watching Pink videos - does anyone want to talk to me on the phone while I do it?" (There are not enough words for 'No')
Poems made by Natasha - tributes in rhyme (maybe free verse) to Celine Dion - "your fans adore you and love you a tonne"
Please - don't have nightmares.