No Rock And Roll Fun

GOD HELP US, HE THINKS HE'S TED HAWKINS: Liam Gallagher writes a song about his time in prison (after the mafia-lite – who we still suspect were probably just a bunch of Italian sixth formers – beat the shite out of him). Maybe someone could do us all a favour and give him the material for a concept album. Or, better yet, a boxed set.