No Rock And Roll Fun

THE SECOND TIME AS AN INTERNATIONAL FARCE: Considering the bad blood that boiled up from the last Limp Bizkit search for a guitarist - claims that participants were made to sign away their rights; the eerie feeling that all those kids auditioning their little hearts out were going to find the job going to a Friend of Fred anyway, the job going to a friend of Fred anyway - you'd wonder why they'd go to the trouble of doing it all over again. Unless it was all just a big publicity stunt in the first place. Oh, hang about.
We're just about going to let Durst get away with his not-quite-right wittering that it would be great if the new guitarist came from Japan, although if you recast the sentence with most other racial groupings it would expose him as incredibly well meaning, middle class and flat footed.