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SHE WANTS TO CRUSH YOU LIKE JAMES DEBARGE: A supposed stalker is suing Janet Jackson over her getting a restraining order against him. We're not certain, but we think his claim for cash damages, an apology and a pair of worn panties might undermine his case somewhat. (NB: This is a joke). Seriously though, we do like the idea that maybe celebs mght be attempting to boost their profiles by getting restraining orders against people at random. Cheaper than hiring Max Clifford, certainly.