No Rock And Roll Fun

WE FEEL KIND OF RESPONSIBLE: Now that Tatu have finally realised that they're not going to pull an audience that large unless they offer booths, we actually wonder if our shock revelation that they're not actually lesbians hurt their ticket sales. There's something slightly sad about the words "... will now remain in Russia to prepare for their appearance at the Eurovision Song Contest", isn't there? It's like the captions you get at the end of films based on true stories which say things like "Annie moved to Baltimore, where she works as bakery assistant", which really mean "Nothing interesting ever happened to her again."