No Rock And Roll Fun

CAN'T SING, CAN'T DANCE, HAS BREASTS: Meet Inul Daratista who - as the headline here suggests - appears to be Asia'a answer to Christina Aguilera. Except, presumably afraid Christina's method of thrusting them up and out of clothing is a little too subtle, she's chosen a name which means 'the girl with the breasts'. Of course, this sort of thing goes down less well in Indonesia than it does even in Wal-Mart.