No Rock And Roll Fun

FAIRYTALE RENDING: Mylene Klass spills about the Hear'say experience for her and Noel - she became a paranoid wreck; got so thin her friends dubbed her Boney M; broke down in tears on TV; hit rock bottom; she feels like she's thirty years older than she really is; he's on anti-depressants. "But I still want the fairytale" she trills - presumably because she only needs to be eaten by a wolf and locked in an oven and she'll have completed the full set of misery.