No Rock And Roll Fun

GET INTO BRITNEY'S SHORTS: (Those of you on the list will recognise this headline as having been used as a subject line on a similar story about Alyson Hannigan)
Britney Spears is flogging off a load of stage and video costumes for charity - you're looking at about a thousand bucks right now if you want a tight little pair of white shorts, or a bra top that she's rub herself into for the Slave For U video. It's far from clear if the items have been washed, or if you're also getting the chance to scrape Britney DNA off and wait for science to catch up and allow you to clone her. The last dozen or so items seem to be dancers' rather hers, so command a much lower price.