No Rock And Roll Fun

LIMPING BADLY: In a bid to make it up to those people disappointed by their non-appearance at Download, Limp Bizkit are promising 'surprise free events' when they make it to Britain in August. If they make it. We suspect this is actually code for "we're being forced to do instore appearances to try and shift the ugly monolith of the album so we're going to try and pretend we're doing them for the fans ratehr than because some exec sat us down and screamed 'listen, porky, even bloody Madonna is having to shake her titties in motherfuckin english record stores; if madonna needs to do it, you double need'."