No Rock And Roll Fun

OH GOD, MAKE HIM GET BACK INTO THE STUDIO QUICKLY: We admit it, we were painfully wrong. When they said Oasis was taking a break for a year, we thought it would keep us Gallagher free. Instead, it's like when your dad retires and spends his days getting under your mam's feet pottering about because he hasn't got anything else to do: Noel keeps popping up doing 'surprise' gigs. Like Cliff Richard at Wimbledon that time. Couldn't he get himself a little job doing old ladies' gardens or something to keep him busy?