No Rock And Roll Fun

RICKY'S ROOTS: Ricky Martin's recorded his new album entirely in Spanish because his star has waned in the English speaking world and so he needs to suck up to his core fanbase ("because he's conquered the English speaking world", apparently). He's got a neat new line for people who ask him about his sexuality - apparently it's something you do in the mirror. Maybe, but make sure you wipe it down before mummy needs to check her make-up, you dirty boy.