No Rock And Roll Fun

ROMANIA SAYS 'NO' TO ROBBIE: MTV Romania - yes, really - have been bollocked for showing the new Robbie Williams video before ten o'clock. The regulator described the video as "little better than pornography", which is of course, ridiculous - porn is miles better than a Robbie Williams video, as no matter how dirty, filthy or depraved the sex is, it's not Robbie Williams having it, and - much more importantly - it's not soundtracked by Robbie Williams mincing his self-pity into a pie of auto-woe-wank.