No Rock And Roll Fun

THREE HUNDRED LOLITAS - NOW, AXL, THAT'S A RIDER: The tawdry tale of the Tatu tour that wasn't continues to delight - now the organisers of the axed shows are accusing the Tatu management of putting stupid obstacles in the way of the shows - including a demand for three hundred girls dressed in school uniform, which is a tricky demand to deliver for a school assembly, never mind a sapphinfused eurorock droopfest. Wonderfully, the management are also accused of having said that Julia was too ill to sing, but might be persuaded by a little more money. What they need, of course, is a man who can 'fix' problems with Russians odd way of doing things. They could call Barry Kushner...