No Rock And Roll Fun

WE'RE HAVING AN APPEAL TO TRY AND BUY ROBBIE SOME DIGNITY: We thought begging people to request your record was low, but there's always a step down to be had - Giving Simon Cowell a lap dance on TV might have worked if he was on British TV, but did nobody explain to Robbie Williams that - since nobody in America knows who he is (apart from the 31,000 people who've bought Escapology over the last five weeks), it looks more like discovering the cleaner trying to chat up your wife.