No Rock And Roll Fun

BRITNEY'S FAKE TITS: We're not entirely sure the extent to which it's realistic to give Britney inflatable breasts and have dance round a pole; but this is what Madame Tussaurds are going to do with her waxwork. I mean, I can see the poledancing thing, even if that smells slightly more of fanfic/that dream I had the other night than What She Actually Does, but breast size that increases and decreases according to if someone's watching? That's hardly reflecting the real world, is it? Oh, hang on a minute...
The question remains: if Britney is inflated to pole-dancer, what are they going to have to do to inflate Christian Aguilera to the same degree? I'm awaiting the news that Madame Tussaurds are sourcing fifteen models of lumerjacks and three gross of sextoys with interest.