No Rock And Roll Fun

CRAIG DAVID REMEMBERS PRIOR ENGAGEMENT, MUMBLES APOLOGIES: "It's all about the fans, I want to be close to them. I am besieged by artists who want to be on my tour." Those are the words of Mariah Carey (although they're lifted from The Sun, which, being edited by Rebekah Wade means that maybe someone had been paid to make them up). Unfortunately, the fans don't seem to want to be close to her, as tickets are moving as fast as the largest corpse carrying heavy shopping with a ball and chain on its bony ankle. And Craig David has dumped the whole effort like an eccles cake filled with wasps ("had to pull out of dates - rearranged in the hope that people might turn up this time - because it clashes with other commitments")