No Rock And Roll Fun

FARMYARD INACTION: If anyone should be aware of the implications of dorr bolting following animal escapes, it should be farmers. But Glastonbury are sliding the lock into place after the hooves have gone by announcing a rethink of how tickets are sold. For next year. We think this is as close as we're going to get to an admission that this year has been a bit of a mess.

As is typical, its around this point in the run-up to Glastonbury that we start to wish we had tickets, dammit. We shall be chanting "it's spending time in mud with trustifarians" to placate ourselves for the next seven days.