No Rock And Roll Fun

HA! THAT'S ONE IN THE EYE FOR PEOPLE WHO RECKON YOU COULDN'T GIVE AWAY ELTON JOHN TICKETS: Because you can, it turns out. Having badly misjudged the price people were willing to pay in Romania to hear the Bishop of Reading lookalike, the organisers of Elt's Bucharest gig resorted to giving tickets out to people milling about outside the stadium so he wouldn't have to play to an empty venue.