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JUST A MILLION?: bearing in mind how the headline figure is the best hope, totally overstated, doubled and then rounded up ("calculated for the press release"), Rachel Stevens' four album, GBP1m deal isn't all that, really, is it? It seems to us that they're keeping an option open in case the Americans do take to the former S Clubber, but aren't holding out much hope of it. They're going to do their best, though, by the looks of it: her first single is going to be "My L.A. Ex", which is a pun that's (i) American-oriented; (ii) going to shoot over the heads of most S Club fans and (iii) very very poor.