No Rock And Roll Fun

TEN: This week's Top 10 UK Singles acts matched with the corresponding entries in the Most Shoplifted Items in the UK chart (source: some university study or other). We suspect that, as the universe is well organised, the items will be those things that the act could most do with. Perhaps.

10. Prime Cuts of Meat: Christina Aguilera
9. Instant Coffee: XTM and DJ Anna
8. Electric Toothbrushes: Busta Rhymes and Mariah Carey
7. Pills - vitamins and contraceptives: Ashanti
6. DVDs, CDs, and computer games: Jennifer Elison
5. Batteries: Wayne Wonder
4. Clothing, especially bras and knickers: Delta Goodrem
3. Soap, deodorant and other toiletries: R Kelly
2. Alcohol: Fast Food Rockers
1. Razor Blades: Evanescence