No Rock And Roll Fun

WE'LL BE LISTENING TO YOU... LISTENING TO US... OH, SOD IT: We're sure it's not Simon Bates' fault, but the nasty way Henry Kelly has been ousted to make way for him at Classic FM's breakfast show leaves a bad taste in the mouth. And we can't quite work out why Classic would want Bates anyway - has there ever been a more annoying broadcaster put in charge of a radio show? (Betting without DLT here, of course).