No Rock And Roll Fun

BACK FROM THE DUMPER - POSSIBLY ONLY TO VISIT: "This isn't some revival band, these guys had very successful records in the 1990s" brazens Roger Taylor, talking about the Duran revival. Yeah, like... um... all those songs... like... [coughs].

Of course, when any band reunites, it's hardest on the old fans who've moved on and wanted to keep their memories intact and perfect. But instead of having the Duran of Polaroid-coffee-table-books, perfect cheekbones and the sunlight glistening off the tight leather pouch of Simon LeBon, we've got the comeback kids - Nick Rhodes claiming he's taking hairstyling pointers from David Beckham (akin to Charlie George announcing he's going to learn how to play football by watching Damon Albarn in a soccer six) and the horrific discovery that John Taylor had a part in a Flintstones movie. The second one.

Sometimes, it's best to just let them get on with fannying about with yachts, isn't it?