BUT HOW CAN THIS BE? DON'T THEY LOVE EACH OTHER?: We're frankly shocked - no, more than shocked, our poor meat-filled head is whooshing about like a washing machine on spin cycle, only someone's put speed in instead of those new Persil fizzy tablets. Tatu are about to split because the two girls hate each other?? And Julia has got a boyfriend? Boy, are we ever looking stupid now for believing they were a proper lesbian couple who went way back together. Oh, hang on a moment... sorry, when we said "we", we meant "every newspaper, ever", didn't we?