No Rock And Roll Fun

I BELIEVE THE POLITE TERM IS 'CAREFUL': Shame on Justin Timberlake, who tried to save a couple of quid by palming off two tickets for his tour in lieu of paying to hire a bowling lane. After all, the poor sod who took 'em would have had to have sat through Christian Aguilera-Bukkake's set as well, so it's hardly a deal, is it?

Barbara McBride, the alley's manager, winningly managed to make him seem even more penny-pinching by giving him a discount on bowling shoe hire, which (for readers not au fait with bowling) is like a Crazy Golf Course doing the scorecards at half price.