No Rock And Roll Fun

IF YOU BOOK THEM, THEY WILL COME: Normally, if you wanted a popstar to come and writhe about in their tight leather dresses in front of your face, you'd have to pretend that you were a big venue, swallow hard and negotiate with Clear Channel. Not so if you want Ivan Van Dahl to come to your house - you can just book them online. [Brought to our attention by cfb goes pop].